LOL this is by far the funniest thread on this whole website!!
i got another tip though, however this only works in korea.
apparently wearing sunglasses or hoodies (which are common attire in western society) at times when it doesnt seem appropriate eg afternoon/gloomy days but wearing these items make people look twice at you - even perhaps some one of importance
haha my friend and i did this in seoul (without knowing what this could mean), on a rainy day we wore hoodies and pulled them all the way up cos it was rainy and cold and we got the funniest reactions when we would get out of cars or shops.... then you speak english and your cover is blown!!! LOLLLL... and then you realise they are looking at your weirdly for another reason instead. GG.
i want to stalk celebs too =(
but i think the pt about saying where you are from is a good one!!!! =)