just want to share this :
It's Good To Be A Woman Because. . .
. . we got off the Titanic first.
. . . we can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
. . . taxis stop for us.
. . . we don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
. . . no fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
. . . we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
. . .if we forget to shave, no one has to know.
. . . we can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
. . . we never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
. . . we have the ability to dress ourselves.
. . . we can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them without clothes.
. . . if we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
. . . we will never regret piercing our ears.
. . . there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
. . . we can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Do You Know . . .
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on the "Start" button?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
- Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (What a silly question!)
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?